Cornhole

Only in college would a glorified beanbag toss become a timeless art for the intoxicated. For many diploma-toting seniors wondering where those four years went, this is the answer.

Coffee

One of the great pleasures of adult life becomes a kind of culture in college. No circle of friends can be complete without the one who lives at Donkey and claims he or she canNOT function in the morning without it.

Guitar

Always a guaranteed chick magnet, the guitar also is the thing that instantly transforms you into a soulful, complex, sensitive guy — almost as sensitive as the four other people playing outside Biddle Hall with you.

Donnie DarkoInteresting but puzzling movie? Pointless waste of time? The be-all and end-all of American cinema? Cellar door No. 3 seems to win out more often than not.

That indie rock band you “discovered”

Nothing says complete obscurity like that little band you love whose album is readily available at Haffa’s.